Let me give you some actual quotes from elementary students at a Christian school. Adam and Eve were created from an apple for it. Though as wife was called Joan of Art, lots wife was a pillar of salt by day and a bowl of fire by night. Sampson slayed the Philistines with the acts of the Apostles. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve deathables and the epistles were the wives of the Apostles. And this is my favorite. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and his son obeyed him. What's the point? Well, there isn't one. I tried to rail against biblical illiteracy, but God said that dog wouldn't run. So well, I just thought it was funny and funny, okay. I'm Steve Brown, a P.I. network. You think about that. Visit key life on the internet at keylife.org